Wow!

"scoob" (scoobsti)
02/03/2016 at 10:30 • Filed to: Oppositelock

The FP has so many people who know how to run big businesses!

Why do big businesses struggle so much when they can get free advice from people on the FP? If they did, they could save more money!

See? I know about business too! I got an NBA! I am a fully certified GTA as well! Hire me and the people on the FP, big businesses! We work for free!

DISCUSSION (35)

not for canada - australian in disguise > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:33

AND ALL CARS LOOK THE SAME AND ALL CARS ARE BAD AND I HATE CARS

scoob > not for canada - australian in disguise
02/03/2016 at 10:34

FUCK CARS

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:34

If Jalopnik commenters ran a car company, it’d go the way of Olds, Scion, Saturn, and many others reeeaalll quick.

Wagons, manuals, crank windows, and RWD for everyone!

...right.

Nibby > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:34

lol @ dickbutt

scoob > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
02/03/2016 at 10:34

People actually want crank windows back? Wow.

dailydoseofmindlessness > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:34

FUCK IN CARS

scoob > Nibby
02/03/2016 at 10:36

It’s the new Orange Dickbook!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:36

If the typical Jalopnik commenter could build a car, they’d basically build a stripped down E30 wagon with an LS motor.

dailydoseofmindlessness > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
02/03/2016 at 10:38

Seriously, got to have power windows. Please.

crowmolly > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:38

Just like how there’s always somebody clamoring for a stripped down version of XX or YY car or truck- that they would sell very few of to enthusiasts. Oh, and it would cost them more money to have a different build process.

GM is not going to build a Z/28 with cloth seats, no radio, no HVAC, no carpet or sound deadener, with no extraneous electronics (like keyless entry) for $45k.

Wacko > dailydoseofmindlessness
02/03/2016 at 10:39

don’t google that, well not at work

Birddog > not for canada - australian in disguise
02/03/2016 at 10:39

Who the hell let Alyssa in here?!

Dammit! Where’s my broom?

Wacko > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
02/03/2016 at 10:40

everyone on the FP will say they would buy it, but nobody will

GTI Sprinks > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
02/03/2016 at 10:40

Business model: “sell cars that we like from 10 years ago so we can afford them in 5 years”

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Wacko
02/03/2016 at 10:42

Well duh, why eat depreciation on a new car when I could buy a used one instead?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:43

“Every car should be an enthusiast car and cost $5000.” ~ FP comments.

Wacko > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
02/03/2016 at 10:44

see now if GM would just make a new car, and only release it when it’s already old they will sell millions.....

Acura NSX i’m looking at you here.

Future next gen S2000 owner > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:45

I’ll play devil’s advocate for a bit, wouldn’t the comment section be terrible if no one posted their opinion, no matter how unfounded it may be? That would be boring. If everyone just posted I don’t know, good question , it would be worse than crossing a gun post with Jezebel and the maelstrom that would ensue. Honestly, aren’t the comments the most entertaining part of articles?

yamahog > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:45

Also so many people who have apparently never been to a manufacturing plant and think you should be assembling cars in a suit and tie no matter how hot it gets in Arlington...

qbeezy > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:49

Hive mind circle jerk. Pretty much the comments in any popular FP article.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > yamahog
02/03/2016 at 10:52

I went to a plant on the AL/GA border one time that had on-site hot processes for coil springs/etc. and minimal A/C. Suit and tie not recommended.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/03/2016 at 10:53

And have 400hp, rwd, no airbags, weigh under 3000 lbs and etc etc

mcseanerson > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:53

I do...

Wheelerguy > scoob
02/03/2016 at 10:56

Any chance we get to know Oppos caught red-handed?

Kinja'd!!!

Put them in these mummification chambers .

spanfucker retire bitch > Wacko
02/03/2016 at 11:00

Man, if GM would just put a manual in the Chevy SS it’d be perfect! Come on GM, give it a manual!

*GM gives it a manual, and even throws in standard magnetorheological dampers*

Meh, it’s too expensive. I’ll just buy it used in 10 years.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > scoob
02/03/2016 at 11:01

Those are people who lost out to Robert Wagner for the Jack-in-the-Box commercials.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise
02/03/2016 at 11:02

I LEASE MY CARS ONLY AND I DONT EVEN LIKE MY CAR

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > scoob
02/03/2016 at 11:06

Let me engineer an engine with the most complicated design and force it to be a no cost option with turbos and superchargers because it works. Your knowledge on thermodynamics and materials doesn’t mean shit. - FP armchair engineers.

BigBlock440 > yamahog
02/03/2016 at 11:16

I didn’t take that as a suit and tie kinda thing (well, some of them were), but more of a “that’s not what you wear in a manufacturing plant” kind of deal. Just as inappropriate attire as a suit and tie in most manufacturing facilities, usually there’s much more “safety” required.

yamahog > BigBlock440
02/03/2016 at 11:24

Yea the few with actual safety concerns as opposed to “hurr durr union slobs” probably don’t realize that you don’t need full body shop levels of PPE at end of line stations.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > scoob
02/03/2016 at 12:13

I never liked those things anyway, just pretended to like them to be cool.

Ike > scoob
02/03/2016 at 12:24

Dickbutt laptop? Dickbutt laptop!

FucenSpaz > scoob
02/03/2016 at 14:38

FP a ?

m2m, apex detective > not for canada - australian in disguise
02/03/2016 at 15:25

ALL CARS LOOK THE SAME AND ALSO LIKE ACURAS

m2m, apex detective > scoob
02/03/2016 at 15:29

The graphs ... zey do nuffin’!

Almost missed the logo b/c it felt so natural.